five metrosexual tipoffs

You know you’ve got a metrosexual on your hands when…

1. He takes as much (or more) time in front of the mirror as you do

2. Your bath products are not safe from his usage (particuarly the high intensive moisturizing shea butter scrub)

3. He is way more sentimental than you, and would greatly enjoy taking a scrapbooking class

4. He owns triple the amount of clothes and shoes

5. Showering for twenty mintues is the minimum amount of time needed for maximum cleanliness

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5 Responses to five metrosexual tipoffs

  1. Doris says:

    ummm…I won’t ask…

    *quietly snickering*

  2. Philip says:

    Buh-duh-WUH? What brought this up?

  3. Jasmin says:

    oh nothing…

  4. J. Samuel Thomas says:

    (laughing too hard to comment!)

  5. Mike Morrell says:

    HEY! Is this supposed to me me?

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